Someone call pest control because that rat on top of Colin's head is wiggity woke.
But wait, that's no rat, IT'S A *~mAn BuN~*.
We don't know if Colin is method acting for a hipster role or if he has put too much trust into his "friends." Maybe it's Maybelline, maybe it's MaybeLAME.
Our Score: Give this man an Oscar. He is so unwoke it's noteworthy.
But wait, that's no rat, IT'S A *~mAn BuN~*.
We don't know if Colin is method acting for a hipster role or if he has put too much trust into his "friends." Maybe it's Maybelline, maybe it's MaybeLAME.
Our Score: Give this man an Oscar. He is so unwoke it's noteworthy.
The moment they notice what a bun looks like on the other is the moment they realized what it must look like on themselves.
The true woke goddess here is Rose for foreseeing this monstrosity and refusing to let Jack on the door only to save herself. The age old debate can finally be settled. Yes, there was enough room on that door for both Rose and Jack, but Rose was saving it for her wokeness.
Our Score: 1/2 Woke, Jared kind of pulls it off actually.
The true woke goddess here is Rose for foreseeing this monstrosity and refusing to let Jack on the door only to save herself. The age old debate can finally be settled. Yes, there was enough room on that door for both Rose and Jack, but Rose was saving it for her wokeness.
Our Score: 1/2 Woke, Jared kind of pulls it off actually.
Is it a coincidence that Jesus and the man on the right both maintain a wicked woke flow?
We think the H-E-Double-hockey-sticks not.
He just got tired of carrying all of our sins and just so happened to put his hair in a bun to look phresh whilst in action.
Our Score: In the name of the Father, the Son, and the Holy Woke.
We think the H-E-Double-hockey-sticks not.
He just got tired of carrying all of our sins and just so happened to put his hair in a bun to look phresh whilst in action.
Our Score: In the name of the Father, the Son, and the Holy Woke.
Orlando Bloom? More like Orlando BOOM, ROASTED.
He has abandoned all forms of sanity and Legolost us with this bun.
We like to believe there is separation between correlation and causation, but ever since he's had that hairy bun behind his head he hasn't been in a single movie. And this, ladies and gentlemen, is the definition of causation.
(Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Men Tell No Tales doesn't count. That franchise hasn't been good since the second film.)
Our Score: N.O. (Not wOke)
He has abandoned all forms of sanity and Legolost us with this bun.
We like to believe there is separation between correlation and causation, but ever since he's had that hairy bun behind his head he hasn't been in a single movie. And this, ladies and gentlemen, is the definition of causation.
(Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Men Tell No Tales doesn't count. That franchise hasn't been good since the second film.)
Our Score: N.O. (Not wOke)
Guy Fieri says: "Frosted tips, beef tips, and here's a tip: NO MAN BUNS"
Overall Analysis: 2/5 = 40%
Unless you are the messiah for which a worldwide religious organization bases their faith around, or you're Jared Leto, buns shall be hairy no more.
Unless you are the messiah for which a worldwide religious organization bases their faith around, or you're Jared Leto, buns shall be hairy no more.